Sidequest 22
Kisses
Full Disclaimer:
I intended to go out of my way to give as little space as possible to any potential old 'buddies' who didn't really add anything meaningful besides negative energy.
There's one story in particular I can't get away with that and it deserves mentioning.
I don't want to give them the satisfaction, but he makes it into my story here.
Chapter Start
After racing has ended and I have a consistent group of three people I hang out with.
Lo and behold to no surprise to anyone. The same issue I complain about then is the same issue I'm most likely to want to complain about now.
I'm alone, I don't have a girlfriend!
Cuyler had a weird habit of occassionally introducing, bringing over girls to my place on the notion of me getting to meet someone. By the way, all these girls he was introducing were girls he had already slept with!
Since he already has a steady girlfriend for this phase. I wasn't very flattered!
I eventually told him to stop it, sorta gross.
Some time passes...
There was this really cute blonde girl I knew from the 'church scene' that always had a boyfriend.
Apparently after a more flattering introduction to someone, a cute girl I already was aware of. We sorta hit it off right away, being friendly and chummy with each other when introduced by Cuyler.
Date Day
Apparently this introduction went better than I thought, she was coming over!
... with Cuyler playing third wheel.
Wah wah
Irregardless I was pumped! This is the closest I've gotten to this point of finally having a cute dream gf in my life.
We really did hit it off right away!
Later that night
So the three of us are hanging out. I've recently kissed a hot girl so, I'm feeling like a boss.
Ring Ring Ring
I get a random phone call, from Church Bro #1. He just happens to be here, hey, what's up? Want to hang out?
Me "Umm, no thanks. I'm already in the middle of plans with others."
He starts to get desperate scrambling for words and it hits me.
Me "Hey, Cuyler, go turn on the TV and change it to channel zero.
Cue me and him jaw dropped staring at Church bro #1 and Church bro #2, her ex-boyfriend hanging out in the stairwell to the condo's.
There's a security camera pointing right at them I can see the two of them.
Cuyler holding back his laughter, Me "Hey, Dude, you here alone?"
Church bro #1 "Umm.... yeah?"
Me "You lying motherfucker the jigs up! I caught you red handed! I can see you on the security camera, say hi to church bro #2 for me!"
Duhhhhhh
Me: Fuck this! I'm pissed. I FINALLY get to hang out with a cute girl I might actually get some hanky panky with, and I've got you bozos interrupting me! "Follow me Cuyler! We're going down!"
Me and Cuyler storm down the stairs to confront the two church jerks at my doorstep. Trying to trick me into letting them in because Subway Girl is with me today.
Parking Lot Confrontation
I'm taking the lead hustling down to the front entrance with Cuyler, then it's Subway girl not far behind.
For the record, it's probably better to ask everyone else present this day what happened. Because to this day it doesn't make sense to me.
We all exited the front entrance to the outside parking lot. There is this longer walkway with a railing that leads up to that front entrance at the condominium.
One second we were all walking down and away from the front entrace.
The next second Church bro #2 was flipping over the railing.
I looked around with a bedazzled what the fuck look when Cuyler yells at me "You just shoved him!"
... I don't remember doing this. That doesn't even make sense to me given the size disparity between the two of us.
It didn't take long for Subway girl to sadly remedy the situation by agreeing to leave with Church bro #2.
And that's it for me and the only attractive girl I kissed. She never spoke to me for many years.
She reached out to me one sad point in my life asking if I would like to go to Canada's Wonderland with her. I declined... I wonder if I should of. Just another sad reminder of a sad life.
Back upstairs
This is the only time my Mom & Dad yelled at me getting me in trouble in front of a friend like Cuyler.
They didn't know the half of it when I had come up.
Cuyler's remark that night was this "His parents have NEVER spoken to him like that in his entire life.
Sadly, all I could do was be puzzled by his statement that night.