Chapter Seven
A Gentleman Thief
I'm around two weeks away from attending U.S.A. The United Stuntmen's Association training program by Washington DC & Seattle area.
Me attending stunt school was Kookie's idea.
I'm not sure how the idea went from Emily to Me to Mom, but it must of somehow.
Mom signed the dotted line with her name & mine. She also paid the fine.
I was upstairs playing Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess, that's the game I got my first Amiibo with.
I didn't get far, I was still barely past opening cinematics when Danielle helped herself into 'my room'.
She informed me she was missing some money.
This would of been a classic Chris "Ok?" moment.
I'm a naive fool for what I did next. I had already fallen into the snare because I was to concerned with my new game.
Sure, ok, fine. I'll take a look around!
I had already fallen into the trap here, I wonder if it was even possible for things to play out differently...By agreeing to look for the money, in the eyes of others I was already decreed guilty.
Chris "I don't know where your money is Danielle."
Meanwhile, elsewhere
Danielle & Dad decide to tag team up and go looking for her missing money.
Dad & Danielle go searching for the money in Mom and Dad's room and they 'just happen' to find it in a stack of magazines on their nightstand.
In Canadian Law, it's supposed to be innocent until proven guilty.
As far as a family matter is concerned, this is the most contrived, planting of false evidence I know of, because it happened to me!
This by no means proves whatsoever I stole anything from anyone!
That is the worst hiding spot in the house to hide stolen money, why would I ever hide money there?
After a small passage of time.
I'd rather not admit to the next part. It makes me seem crazy and my opponents will latch onto that.
It was time for the confrontation.
I had all three family members gang up on me per usual.
I was put on the spot for stealing a @#$%Missing Data@#$%.
I had my _th iteration of a mental snap moment.
I went and grabbed a big sharp knife.
Not because I wanted to hurt or attack anyone, because I was trying to defend myself in the insanity of that moment.
I wanted some sort of barrier between me and them as I started backing off.
Dad came storming towards me, shoved me to the ground, and pried the knife out of my hands cutting up my hand on the blade of the knife in the process.
Ready for knife fights in Stunt School yet?
What I know
- I did not steal any money from anyone this day.
What I don't know
Who did? Was it...
- Sister
- Dad
- Mom
The Truth
I went from...
- !@#$Missing Data!@#$
- Girlfriend getting cancer
- Framed for stealing
- Stunt School